So…
First of all, I present Eric Burdon and the Animals, doing “House of the Rising Sun”, because OMG THEY WERE SO DAMNED YOUNG. I always imagined Eric looking, well, sort of thirty-ish and scarred and tough, but this kid looks barely young enough to be smoking behind the gas station, and his band mates aren’t any older. (Yes, I know they’re lip-syncing for the video, but dammit, that kid had to sing this song at least once, right?)
So, since they won’t let me embed it in my blog, go see it on YouTube— it’s fairly amazing.
I’ve actually had my head pretty far down the creativity rabbit hole–honestly, it makes it hard to blog.
But I HAVE finished a book called Seasons in the Sun (tentatively) and its the first in a series of what should be seven books set mostly in the minor league baseball team called the Sacramento Mud Wumpets.
No, I don’t know what a Mud Wumpet is, but seriously, I’d go see them play.
Anyway–
Since the book won’t be out for a while–and, yes, it’s my first time writing het in a while–I thought I’d give you a snippet of it, just to, you know, get your toes wet.
Also, nothing interesting at all is going on inside my head except knitting and writing the fourth Manny book.
So, here you go.
Mud Wumpets. Enjoy.
* * *
August Mortimer eyed the rookie pitcher at the mound in
the first inning of the practice game and tried to decide if he had enough
juice in his arm to beat the little bastard up.
the first inning of the practice game and tried to decide if he had enough
juice in his arm to beat the little bastard up.
He stretched, he jiggled, he rubbed, and then he wound,
tight, lifting his leg to counterbalance, throwing his arm out, sweeping his
leg back and…. Boom! Boofuckinyah!
tight, lifting his leg to counterbalance, throwing his arm out, sweeping his
leg back and…. Boom! Boofuckinyah!
The rookie cried, “Ouch!” and dropped the ball, and Gus
chuckled to himself.
chuckled to himself.
“Gee, Mr. Mortimer, I know you gotta be getting tired,
so don’t worry about bringing the heat. We’re just practicing today, right?”
so don’t worry about bringing the heat. We’re just practicing today, right?”
Little prick. Who in the hell was “Mr. Mortimer”
anyway?
anyway?
To his left, Dash Brosnan snickered from first base.
“Gee, Augie, you didn’t have to sizzle the poor little bastard.”
“Gee, Augie, you didn’t have to sizzle the poor little bastard.”
Augie was his nickname—the one they put on the stat
board when he was batting. Only the people who knew him before pro-ball called
him Gus.
board when he was batting. Only the people who knew him before pro-ball called
him Gus.
“Kid called him Mr. Mortimer,” Roscoe Tennyson drawled
from third.
from third.
“Jesus. Fry the fucker.”
Gus pulled up a corner of his mouth, narrowed his eyes,
and showed his teeth. “Sure.”
and showed his teeth. “Sure.”
Batter? What batter.
By the end of the game—held early because it was
officially pre-season–little Elvis Macklemore had to go ice his hand and Rufus
Cowell, the pitching coach, was up in Gus’s grill.
officially pre-season–little Elvis Macklemore had to go ice his hand and Rufus
Cowell, the pitching coach, was up in Gus’s grill.
“That was mean,” he said, spitting with practiced ease
on the concrete of the dugout. He didn’t chew tobacco anymore—just gum. But
Rufus was in his fifties, grizzled and sardonic, with jowls and a day’s growth
of graying stubble at any time. Gus figured he just liked to spit.
on the concrete of the dugout. He didn’t chew tobacco anymore—just gum. But
Rufus was in his fifties, grizzled and sardonic, with jowls and a day’s growth
of graying stubble at any time. Gus figured he just liked to spit.
“He called me Mr. Mortimer.”
“Oh, well then. By all means cook your arm and poke it
with a stick to shut him down. That’s adult, Methuselah. That’ll get you
through another season.”
with a stick to shut him down. That’s adult, Methuselah. That’ll get you
through another season.”
“Fuck off.”
“Go ice your arm and apologize to the rookie.”
Gus grunted. “He’s too sweet.”
“Make sure he stays that way.”
Fine, fine. Wasn’t the kid’s fault Gus was in a
mood.
mood.
He overtook the kid on the way to the locker room. “Ice,
kid,” he muttered. “Here—I’ll go to med bay and get you some.”
kid,” he muttered. “Here—I’ll go to med bay and get you some.”
Kid was sweet looking—not tall, but short like his best
friend in college. Curly hair, brown eyes, a sweet little pursed mouth. Yeah.
Poor Tanner, following Jeremiah around, loyal as a puppy.
friend in college. Curly hair, brown eyes, a sweet little pursed mouth. Yeah.
Poor Tanner, following Jeremiah around, loyal as a puppy.
Gus owed that memory.
“Did I say something to make you made Mr—“
“Augie,” he bit out. “Kid—don’t you get it? The minute
you take the scholarship, take the paycheck, take the material gain for that
thing you love, the clock starts ticking. Nobody likes to hear it—you
understand?”
you take the scholarship, take the paycheck, take the material gain for that
thing you love, the clock starts ticking. Nobody likes to hear it—you
understand?”
Elvis bit his lip and nodded. “Sorry, si—Augie.”
“You’re straight out of high school, aren’t you, Elvis?”
“Two years of junior college before I took the draft,”
he confirmed.
he confirmed.
Gus sighed.
“Well, don’t let old bastards like me bother you. It’s a good game. Just, you
know. Treat it with respect.”
“Well, don’t let old bastards like me bother you. It’s a good game. Just, you
know. Treat it with respect.”
The kid didn’t smile, but some of the kicked-puppy look
faded and Gus felt marginally better.
faded and Gus felt marginally better.
“Stay there. I’ll go get ice.”
A half an hour later the kid was still sitting in the
corner, looking surreptitiously at the guys in the shower, and Gus felt a sort
of yank in his chest.
corner, looking surreptitiously at the guys in the shower, and Gus felt a sort
of yank in his chest.
Tanner used to look like that.
He thought about going to say something to him—thought
about what it could mean if he spoke up, said, “Hey, it’s okay—don’t grab
anybody’s ass, but nobody’s going to know if you don’t tell them.”
about what it could mean if he spoke up, said, “Hey, it’s okay—don’t grab
anybody’s ass, but nobody’s going to know if you don’t tell them.”
Thought about how that might freak the kid out more.
Just about the time Gus thought, “Hey, I should text
Tanner and find out,” he checked his phone and smiled.
Tanner and find out,” he checked his phone and smiled.
Dinner w/me and
Jer Saturday. Bring dessert. Inviting Juniper too. Well, it made sense. The
season began in earnest next week. The blessings of a really early Easter and
spring training were an extra week on the schedule to have practice games.
Jer Saturday. Bring dessert. Inviting Juniper too. Well, it made sense. The
season began in earnest next week. The blessings of a really early Easter and
spring training were an extra week on the schedule to have practice games.
Presumptuous
much? But Gus was smiling. Haven’t
said hi since Christmas!
much? But Gus was smiling. Haven’t
said hi since Christmas!
You could text
too, you arrogant fuck.
too, you arrogant fuck.
Course I’ll come
over. I might even bring dessert.
over. I might even bring dessert.
Did you see the
thing about Juni?
thing about Juni?
Gus grimaced. Fourteen years, they’d managed to steer
clear of each other. Of course, for some of those years, Gus had been playing
for Atlanta, but for the last few months, he’d been here in Sacramento, within
spitting distance of the first girl he’d ever loved.
clear of each other. Of course, for some of those years, Gus had been playing
for Atlanta, but for the last few months, he’d been here in Sacramento, within
spitting distance of the first girl he’d ever loved.
Seeing her at Tanner and Jer’s small private Christmas
party every year had burned. A different guy, every year, every one of them
with glasses and a beard—hell, the last one had a man bun.
party every year had burned. A different guy, every year, every one of them
with glasses and a beard—hell, the last one had a man bun.
All of them wide-eyed at meeting the great Jeremiah Westfall,
blind to the treasure at their side.
blind to the treasure at their side.
Or at least that’s how Gus saw it—he really was not
excited by any of the guys she’d brought in to replace him over the years.
excited by any of the guys she’d brought in to replace him over the years.
Juni, on the other hand, didn’t seem to be missing him at all.
Yeah. I heard.
We’re grownups. We’ll deal.
We’re grownups. We’ll deal.
You’re children,
but you’ll still deal. Saturday, seven. See you then.
but you’ll still deal. Saturday, seven. See you then.
Kk
Well, good. He’d ask Tanner then, about talking to that
poor scared kid. He’d read enough accounts of athletes coming out after their
careers to know that one person—one good friend—could be the difference between
a decent career and a whole lot of misery.
poor scared kid. He’d read enough accounts of athletes coming out after their
careers to know that one person—one good friend—could be the difference between
a decent career and a whole lot of misery.
Watching Tanner and Jeremiah over the last nineteen
years had hurt his heart.
years had hurt his heart.
He looked at his phone again and thought, You know where she’s working. You can be in
town in time to see her before you meet at Tanner’s.
town in time to see her before you meet at Tanner’s.
What would the purpose of that be?
You could see
her, moron.
her, moron.
Well, yeah.
Alone.
He could ask her how she’s doing. How’s life been
treating her. If she managed to find the right manbun to make her happy.
treating her. If she managed to find the right manbun to make her happy.
If she’d taught anybody to fix their pitch using
physics lately.
physics lately.
He could hear her voice in his head, frustrated, near
tears actually, as she sat in the stands of the stadium at Davis…
tears actually, as she sat in the stands of the stadium at Davis…
Seasons in the Sun
by Amy Lane
