Brief story tonight–started Fish on a Bicycle and got tired super quick! But this was pretty funny–and it all started with a really shitty phone connection. My stepmom called me to see if we were interested in going to Auburn for their light festival. The connection was shitty, but I tried to tell her that… Read More

So a friend sent me the pretty glass necklace today as an early Christmas present and I love it. She also sent me the witch’s cauldron– and the Goddess pendant I wear in perpetuity.  I love her taste, which is great since I have NONE of my own. I lose everything–gifts, treasures, I am a… Read More

Busy weekend! Friday I spent rolling out the newsletter, which was exciting!  There’s still some glitches, but if you’re interested in updates on new releases and future projects, we’re hammering out the kinks. Feel free to sign up HERE.  So, that was Friday, Saturday was going to a craft fair–or, rather the same craft fair… Read More

So, I’ll start with exciting business, and then I’ll move to a nice little moment with Squish just now, are we ready? First off– I (meaning Ambrosia) added Scorched Haven to Instafreebie–if you wish to download it, go here: Instafreebie–Scorched Haven  Now when you’re there, there’s a little box that says if you want to… Read More

 So, I got asked to go teach a class about world building in Reno this April (not at RT, this is at Truckee Community College) and I was going through my notes (okay–I was putting my brain together because I haven’t spoken about this for a while) and one of the points I’ve made before… Read More

 So, I’m putting together a newsletter. Okay–so that’s misleading. Ambrosia who is working as my PA right now is putting together a newsletter for me, because otherwise, I’d be a lost and lonely loser, wandering the newsl etter dessert without a compass.  Anyway, the good news is, the entire family got to hold the baby… Read More

First of all, our Saturday was as carefully orchestrated as a Bolshoi Ballet–pick up kid’s friend, take Mate to first soccer game, pick up Big T, pick Mate up, take Mate and Squish to second soccer game, watch this one, take everybody to store to pick up cake and snacks, take everybody to pizza place… Read More

* So, walking the dogs today, I met the doggy version of me. She was perfectly loaf shaped, with a tiny head and tiny legs and a tiny tail, poking out of a body that was half as wide as it was round. In short, she was like a can of Crisco with appendages. Her… Read More

Me: What do you want for your birthday? ZB: I got nothing. I’m fairly content. Me: *pulls hair out* *  *  * Me: Do you want to be a ventriloquists dummy wearing Dad’s lederhosen for Halloween? ZB: No, I’d rather be Morty. All I have to wear is a yellow T-Shirt. * * * Me:… Read More

We interrupt our regularly scheduled blog post for the following advertisement of a fictional product: Step right up, ladies and gentleman, I have an idea for the next big thing, the kickstarter of 2018, the invention we’ve all been waiting for. It’s not the Tile, folks, but it’s close, and it’s not the keyless entry… Read More