Mate’s Hat

 This is Mate. He is wearing the new hat I made him.

The new hat is a wee bit too small, and made of alpaca, so it’s not very stretchy. I got the hat wet and put it on Mate’s head so it could stretch just big enough to fit Mate’s head.

Mate does not like wet hats.

Watch with me, as Mate performs the dance I have entitled, “Death Throes of the Velociraptor” to express his displeasure of wearing a wet hat.

This has been our presentation of “Death Throes of the Velociraptor”. Remember, knitters, stranded knitting makes things smaller. Much, much, smaller. 

Thank you, and good night.

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