Will the mad scientist who genetically engineered the ginormous toxic flesh eating beetle the crawled up my son’s ass this morning, please come back and reclaim his work. The poor kid needs a nap.
Will the mad scientist who genetically engineered the ginormous toxic flesh eating beetle the crawled up my son’s ass this morning, please come back and reclaim his work. The poor kid needs a nap.
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You WILL have to fill us in on a few more details. At least, for those of us who don’t have kids. Is it the cave troll and is this why he pitched a hissy and demanded to stay home? And if you can capture the beetle alive, can you deliver it to your favorite prickweenie instead?
what?
I’m pretty sure the prickweenie already has one…
*Snort