To rid myself of the whine flavor of the last blogpost, I will give you this continuation of the tan squid discussion that was held the other day:
“Mom, I’m a tan squid and Squish is a pink octopurt, so what are you?”
“I’m a beige marSOOpEEul!”
“So you are a boring colored marSOOpEEul?”
“No– beige isn’t boring. Beige is neutral.”
“What’s neutral?”
“It goes with everything, like a red tie, or Switzerland.”
“So what’s a beige marSOOpEEul?”
(and I can hardly say it when I think it, I’m laughing so damned hard…)
“I don’t know, baby, a Swiss kangaroo?”
G-night everybody!
🙂
hilarious 🙂
Ooo, or a Swedish bilby. A Quaker Platypus? A Red Cross medic Tazmanian Devil?
Who else is neutral? An Olympic Judge wombat. That oughta give you enough options.
A World Cup referee koala?
BWAH! A swiss kangaroooooooooo! hahahaha!
I do feel your pain though – when I have assignments or study or whatever, it seems everyone in the house can wipe their bottom without me!
And when do I get to do some more editing? Hmm popppet?