My horoscope for tomorrow says:
You’ve been lucky for the last two months, no doubt about it. But lately it seems as though your luck is changing. It’s hard to pinpoint, but something is “not quite right” in your daily life. At the moment, the planets are imparting some lessons that can be difficult to bear, Amy. Try to get through this transition time with as little pain as possible. Ultimately, the lessons learned will prove worthwhile.
I shall interpret this to mean:
Get off the fucking internet and write for you and not for the critics. Write for the intelligent, funny people you connect with and stop trying to please the assholes–they will never be pleased and they will only give you ulcers. Also, clean the goddamned house, it gives you meditation time which allows you to write smarter and faster, instead of staring at your computer screen wishing for a sign that this is what you should be doing. Besides–everybody likes clean clothes.
See–who says astrology isn’t helpful?