Ten very important minutes in Ladybug’s life:
“Mommm! Mom!”
“Wha?”
“Mom. I have to go poop. Come with me. Come on mom. No, get out of the bathroom. DON’T LEAVE! Stay in the bedroom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Come look! I made a BIIIIGG poop. No I’m not done. There’s more. Get out of the bathroom. DON’T LEAVE. STay in the bedroom. Mom? No, I’m not done. Stay in the bedroom. Mom? No, I’m not done. My face is a mess. My hair needs to be brushed. No! Don’t come in. Get out of the bathroom. MOM! Look. I made another poop. That’s two poops. No, I’m not done. Get out of the bathroom. DON’T LEAVE! STay in the bedroom, mom. Mom! I can’t find the paper. OKay. No, I”m not done. Get out of the bathroom. DON’T LEAVE. Mom! Look! I made another poop. That’s three poops. No, I’m not done. Get out. Wait. No, I”m not done. Yes. Yes, I’m done. MOM! Come help me wipe. Okay, I’m done. Get out! MOM! I need to wash my hands. Help me. Okay. I’m done. DON’T LEAVE! I’m coming out. Okay, Mom. All done. Come let me sit on your lap now.”
*sigh*
