Yer Honor, I was taking a dump! OR Why I almost dropped dead of total heart-failure today.

Have you ever wondered where the horrible neglectful mother of that naked child peddling his tricycle around the block three times could possibly be?

I don’t know where the other bad mothers are, but I was going to the bathroom and then washing dishes on the serene assumption that the psychotic little nudist was LOCKED IN THE BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!