Yer Honor, I was taking a dump! OR Why I almost dropped dead of total heart-failure today.

Have you ever wondered where the horrible neglectful mother of that naked child peddling his tricycle around the block three times could possibly be?

I don’t know where the other bad mothers are, but I was going to the bathroom and then washing dishes on the serene assumption that the psychotic little nudist was LOCKED IN THE BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


0 thoughts on “Yer Honor, I was taking a dump! OR Why I almost dropped dead of total heart-failure today.”

  1. BWA HAHAHAHA!

    That SO sounds like something Captain Adventure would do…he’s very big on taking off his pants right now, too…

  2. roxie says:

    And of course he is the first child in the history of the world ever to run naked through the neighborhood so no one could possibly understand . . .

    Better improve the security on the backyard. At least he wasn’t riding in traffic – this time.

  3. Louiz says:

    yes… fortunately all our door handles are just too high for kathryn to reach, otherwise I suspect I would be right there with you…

  4. Bells says:

    Oh God!!! No wonder you almost dropped dead. I would have too. Did he think he was hilarious?

  5. Galad says:

    If he is still doing it at 16 then you need to worry!

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