A snarfed meme

Oh bugger…I just accidentally published this when I wasn’t done…if anybody read it between that first nanosecond at 5:37 Tuesday night, and when it was accidentally published (I’d guess about 5:55) uhm… all those other answers were Netters–I hadn’t put in my own answers!

Anyway, I’m up to my asshole in alligators…finals, knitting, and Christmas shopping, oh my! You all know the drill–and to that end, I’m copping out…I mean doing a meme… but, hey, it’s Christmas! What’s more Christmas than a Christmas meme?
1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? A joyful and complete mix of both.
2. Real or artificial tree? Real, hand cut by Chicken and the Cave Troll–with a little help from my parents.
3. When do you put up the tree? Sometime before T’s B-day (12/12) and after Thanksgiving.
4. When do you take it down? Sometime after New Years and before Valentines Day
5. Do you like eggnog? Fat, sugar and a cool name–what’s not to like?
6. Favorite gift received as a child? My dad’s old F-stop guitar. I never learned to play.
7. Do you have a nativity scene? No–I’m too confused about faith to have a nativity scene.
8. Hardest person to buy for? Mate. We’re always broke at Christmas and he always insists on martyring it out…”No presents for me…we have no money.” This year he’s up to his armpits in jeans and underwear.
9. Easiest person to buy for? The short people. Walk into a Toy store and start chucking stuff in the basket.
10. Worst Christmas present you ever got? Alexa (my real mom) gives the worst–but it’s not her fault. Besides mental illness, she also has to deal with busses that come and go from what I call ‘Crack’Ho blvd.’.. My family has gotten a lot of bags of cheap mints, shampoo, hollow plastic barbie dolls for the boys–that sort of thing. It’s funny, though–we always love these things. It really is a case of ‘the thought that counts’.
11. Mail or email Christmas cards? I have a semi-famous Christmas letter. This year we’re sending a DVD that the kids made, featuring some great pictures and done to songs they picked out. Are you ready? AC/DC, Back in Black (T), Simon & Garfunkle’s ‘It’s all happening at the zoo’ (Chicken) and Styx, ‘Renegade’ (Chicken). I was so proud I bought Dire Straits on iTunes to expand their repetoire!!
12. Favorite Christmas movie? Love Actually, Die Hard and Lethal Weapon.
13. When do you start shopping for Christmas? Black Friday
14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? It’s a definite possibility.
15. Favorite thing to eat on Christmas? Ham and garlic mashed.
16. Clear lights or colored on the tree? Colored:-)
17. Favorite Christmas song? Carol of the Bells–and this really pretty one by Sting on one of those Very Special Christmas albums (The Angel Gabriel)–oh yeah. And Bruce Springsteen’s version of Santa Claus is coming to town.
18. Travel at Christmas or stay home? Depends on the year.
19. Can you name all of Santa’s Reindeer? You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen, but do you recall, the most famous reindeer of all?
20. Angel or star on top of tree? This year it’s a star. It used to be a glitter star ornament that we suspended over the tree, but it sort of lost it’s glitter.
21. Open presents Christmas Eve or morning? A family present on Christmas Eve, but Santa comes overnight, so we have Christmas carnage in the morning.
22. Most annoying thing this time of year? Commercials, lack of money, lack of time, a desire to knit every cold kid a scarf…23. Do you decorate your tree in any theme or color? Mmmhmmm… Early American White Trash with Kids.
24. What do you leave for Santa? Cookies and Chicken. (Mom usually cooks chicken on Christmas eve–Santa likes fried chicken leftovers.)

0 thoughts on “A snarfed meme”

  1. Galad says:

    Ok – we do eggrolls for Christmas Eve but never left any for Santa. The fried chicken is truly a unique offering. By the way you aren’t the only one who has family members giving weird gifts. My mom’s cousin once gave me a used bucket and sponge. At least it was useful!

  2. Catie says:

    I LOVE your answer to 23… you have such a way with words – I would have just called it eclectic (that is what ours is).

    Word Verification: eiifff – sounds like some sort of cussing exclamation.

  3. We usually make tamales and leave one out for Santa.

  4. roxie says:

    We don’t leave anything for Santa because the crapweasles always beat him to it.

    Hang in, Dear Heart, The break is just days away.

  5. TinkingBell says:

    Sounds like you’re much more organised than me!!

  6. Donna Lee says:

    The alligators are winning…..but still we soldier on.

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