Seriously– Chicken took care of putting photos in the blog–of course, not that I prefer to be seen on the www with cat-butt in my face on a daily basis, but, well, now that you’ve seen how the family is growing (and isn’t the family resemblance between Mate and T remarkable?) I can ramble on… Read More

So you may have noticed that Chicken hijacked the blog this morning…but since she covered the important things (sleepy children, sleepy mum, wacko cats, most triumphant soccer victory) and she managed pictures–something I haven’t given you for WEEKS, I’m going to let her run with it!!! I’ll be driving my own blog tomorrow–in the meantime,… Read More

today iam here to show you the whole family at 6am and i am not going to use capitalsand good grammar because the CHICKEN is here today. i have one of mum, one of dud, and acouple of the siblings. lets wait for the pictures to down load………………….ah there here look observe watch GEEEEToooffffff my… Read More

I have to thank Coach Susan for that appelation, by the way–thinking in those terms has actually really helped me through the last couple of weeks… The kids making me feel useless? There is a mean-assed scorpio moon moving through Libra–it will pass. Fucking prickweenie is screwing with me and the school district is peppering… Read More

I was going to blog but the Cave Troll just answered the door to trick-r-treaters wearing nothing but a flesh-colored weiner. His. Happy Halloween!

So we’ve had to hide the deodorant because Ladybug has been eating it, and, silly me, I forgot to put the Secret in the top cupboard the other night. The Cave Troll had been up and around after he’d been put to bed, and I finally just laid him down, threatened spankings and got really… Read More

My weekend was long and exhausting–Chicken had a soccer tourney and the short people were sick and, all in all, the best part of it was a couch nap with the Cave Troll and Ladybug on my lap. Ladybug was still awake–she kept leaning into me so I’d kiss her neck, and then she’d relax… Read More

Damn… sure is! First of all, I got my manuscript back from it’s odyssey–and it came with perks!!! Thanks five billion times twelve to Roxie and Needletart…they not only did a fantastic job editing, but they also send me slinkies and chocolate and sachets and soap (Bonnie!) and yarn and nifty cards (Roxie!) and I… Read More

I went into the lunch room today, and all of the prickweenie men were whining because it didn’t matter how many kids they referred, their classes were just as horrible and the kids didn’t seem to be responding to their discipline procedures. It should have made me totally happy and gloaty because: A. It’s not… Read More

Okay, I had to get that other post off the air…it was just too negative to leave up another day. Lots has happened in the career front since Friday, and I don’t want to blog about any of it…suffice it to say that I hate politics, prickweenies, and men with no sense of humor about… Read More