Taking a picture of your own arm tattoo doesn’t really work– But that’s what teenage sons are for! And other than that? Well, yesterday was a day of all good things that I wasn’t expecting. Wanna hear? Let’s see– good thing the first? I’ve booked a speaking engagement at the local library! Monday, May 18th,… Read More

Which creature of the night are you? Your Result: Demon   Your raging id needs no chemical incentive to break out into a fiery orgy of destruction. When you’re not burning, you’re brooding. All you need is someone to point the way out for you. Werewolf   Vampire   Cthulu Spawn   Sorceror   Ghost… Read More

* First of all, I DO promise a picture of the new tattoo–I do I do… just not tonight! * Not tonight because Chicken started dance lessons again. It’s cool–she’s with adults, so there is a lot of “look at me, I’m a ballerina” pressure off. She is NOT a ballerina, but it does look… Read More

Heya— Yeah, I know, I promised to post an actual blog yesterday (or was it Friday?) but people were really responsive to the teaser (not just in the comments but at amazon.com and other places too) so I left it as the first post for an extra day–I hope no one minds! (Anyone else coming… Read More

I’m going to write a real blog post later tonight, I promise… but this one’s for my peeps on amazon, who asked for a teaser of ‘Rampant’– just to, you know, prove that I ain’t talkin’ out of an ass full of fuzzy bunnies and bullshit. This one deals with sort of a, uhm, ‘sticky… Read More

Okay, it was lunch. It was lunch, and I was wandering around the net, and my TA came in to get out of the rain. She picked up a pile of papers and started to grade, because I bring her McDonalds and she loves me. And another student came in–I won’t use his name, but… Read More

Okay– this involves the Cave Troll’s real name, but it was awesome, and I wanted to share it before I forgot! His dad was giving him a hard time about practicing his handwriting. “Pretty soon, big guy, your ‘K’s are going to look more like ‘H’s!” “My ‘K’s do not look like ‘H’s! My name… Read More

Okay– I sat down last night to post an honest-to-blog blog, and the computer took a dump so I couldn’t. It was all about my hair cut (lots of hairs cut. Really short.) And how, after the kids called it a ‘fro’, and ‘grandma Flossie-do’ (after my real grandma Flossie, of course) I threatened to… Read More