I’ll be real. The worst thing about politics– for me– is that it bores me shitless. Yeah, so Trump’s a crass bozo who couldn’t find his ass with both hands if someone gave him a bucket to shit in.  We know it, we know everything that’s going to come out of his mouth is going… Read More

Okay all– here we go. Thanks to Jules Who Loves Books and Mary-my-Mary, today’s choice is STUCKY! For those who don’t know, this is Captain America (Steve Rogers) and Bucky Buchanan (The Winter Soldier.) I don’t know any more of the canon than we’ve seen in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, so that’s what I stuck… Read More

So, I sent this picture to Chicken, who has been calling the dogs “assholes” since they chased her cat away. “Look,” she responded. “It’s two assholes straining.” And yes, she was correct. That IS two assholes straining.  (I carry a little cylinder full of plastic bags for no other reason than to pick up poop…. Read More

Text– Chicken: Mom, how do you change a tire? Me: You get the tire out of the trunk–wait, why are you asking. Phone Rings Chicken: Okay– so I’ve got a spare in my trunk? Me: Your father and I are going to hell for this. Chicken: Are you sure? Me: Of course I’m sure– all… Read More

*  This afternoon Big T asked me if we had any dish soap. I told him no, I’d get him some tomorrow. Two hours later I got mad because the dishes weren’t done. Lightbulb! *  Squish has had to do laps in soccer because we’re three minutes late. A part of me thinks this is… Read More

And here we have Chicken’s asshole cat bodyhumpingthe socks I”m blocking. And Squish laughing at him.Asshole cat. So, some things I need to decide in the next week– *  Swag items– should I order pamphlets with my backlist on them? Just business cards? Magnets? Yarn bags? WHAT SHOULD MY SWAG BE THIS YEAR? (Input welcome… Read More