… where the guy is on a bicycle and it’s going full speed and then a stick gets stuck in the spokes? So there I am, thinking, “Dropping kids off at school, going to Weight Watchers, taking car in for maintenance, picking kids up early for dentist appointment, getting them home in time for Zoomboy’s… Read More

Squish, just hours before making family history. So, what happened this weekend was, as we told Squish, the second best family vomit story ever. Or so I thought. Because when I went to find the blog post to the FIRST BEST family vomit story ever, I found THIS POST  which highlights the ORIGINAL family vomit story (the honeymoon… Read More

So, for those of you who haven’t heard of Memories Pizza, don’t push that link.  It will only fucking depress you about the state of mankind and puckered evil white men who turn bigotry into law. If you want a slightly more optimistic version, press THIS link, because that gives the silver lining version, and… Read More

–Note: I will be participating in the LGBTQ Push Back fundraiser starting tomorrow. More details then– the link wasn’t live as I sat down to blog today. Dear Diary, Today I learned… *  If you are participating in a blog-something and the link isn’t live, just blog anyway. Pushing the link repeatedly will not make… Read More

So, there’s a chapter in Rampant in which Cory is at school on a beautiful spring day, and she’s miserable… She has allergies, she’s at odds with Bracken, and she’s on her period. Yeah, that. On the one hand, thank fuck, because I was becoming an emo crap sack, and I mean that in the… Read More

 Someone posted the comic on my FB page… and I loved it so much I looked it up on Pinterest and sent it to all my friends. But I swear, I don’t really do that. Honest. And it’s been sort of a stressful couple of days… week.  Okay, stressful week.  How stressful?  Witness the following… Read More

 Do you like it? I LOVE it! Adore it! Want to use it everywhere– and I WILL!  I will put it EVERYWHERE!  It shall take over the world– MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… Okay… I may be a little bit sleep deprived. Just a tad. But Reese Dante just sent me my new artwork for my logo and my… Read More

First of all, let me say that I’m at the ARe Cafe today, talking about food, which is one of those things that I both know intimately and know nothing about.  (I hate contradictions like that, don’t you?)  Anyway, be sure to visit because there’s a chance to win a Kindle Fire, and you get… Read More

So, on Friday night the whole family watched this video:  And I have to say I am inspired to write a post through my dogs’ POV.  (If you watch the video you’ll see where I got the title 🙂 Dear Diary– Today we went to the big open place.  This was both frightening and exhilarating…. Read More

Okay, so, doing the following: Waiting– For Mate to bring us dinner Listening–to Into the Woods Choosing–A new logo Reorganizing–My queue Writing–Quickening Editing– Bitter Taffy  Ordering–Swag for RT Ordering–An evening bag because hey, what do redoubtable hausfraus need with evening bags? Thinking–About a jewelry “thing”. Swearing, “I will defend my right to cover my ass with… Read More