First of all, thank you everybody. You’re all so awesome–is it any wonder that you ended up in the acknowledgments? (Hee hee…I love that part!!!) And second of all, I need to explain why I’m blogging in the middle of what should be my 3rd period class. I was home yesterday with the Cave Troll… Read More

It’s BITTER MOON!!! Holy Goddess, Merciful God, (are ya all with me here?) LET. IT. NOT. SUCK.

Well…nothing to blog about really. I mean, uhm, REALLY nothing to blog about that comes in any cohesive form, so I’m gonna do the shot-gun blog approach with a solid wad of crap-all ammunition. Uhm…EVERYBODY DUCK! * On Monday, the Cave Troll handed me my driving glasses when I was not prepared for them. As… Read More

Chicken and I went to the craft store today and took the short people with us. All went well until the end, nearing nap time, when the Cave Troll was gearing himself up for a huge tizzy fit, and I took the wind out of his sails. “Is that a real cow?” I asked. “I… Read More

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(Name that movie, anybody?) Anyway–we went to the zoo today. I love our zoo–lions and tigers and mangabeys, oh my! There were tigers laying on mama, margay’s itching their chins, and chimpanzees throwing pooh–really, everything children need to see to grow up big, strong, and just itching for a summer internship shoveling shit for pennies…. Read More

&^%$$&*Phone system…the call in phone system at school was changed. I spent an hour last night searching my house for my @#$%$#@ PIN number and trying to find the one page on the website that explained how to call in for a @#$%$## sub because, dammit, I felt like crap and I had to enroll… Read More

It all started with a picture on my whiteboard. I drew a gorge. There was a reason for the picture–I was trying to illustrate how gorge (the ravine) turned into gorge (the gullet) and then meant gorge (to stuff your face until you hurl). That’s not what the picture looked like, though. As my fifth… Read More

We had short people invasion problems last night, and I got no sleep. Seriously–4:00 a.m. and the short people are invading the bed, and all of the wiggling, giggling, and hair pulling that that implies…and around 4:45, everybody gets to sleep, and fifteen minutes later, the Cave Troll squeals in his sleep and unloads a… Read More

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