Kermit Flail–November Style!

on November 6, 2017

Okay–so we’re at November now, and I’m not sure how to deal. It’s the eleventh month of… well, I don’t want to talk about 2017 right now. I’m just really glad it hasn’t been worse and my nearest and dearest are doing okay and we are all here to celebrate another Kermit Flail. Zoom boy’s… Read More


Exeunt Wave Crash

on November 6, 2017

 So, Wave Crash is complete. But, most of you probably don’t know it as Wave Crash anymore–it was re-christened The Ugly Shawl (but only I could call it that) a while back, and I should probably not call it that because I still love it. I chose every color because it reminded me of the… Read More


Dear Family–

on November 3, 2017

Dear family– I’m sorry. Yes, I am aware that the evil broccoli is evil, and has always been evil, and yet I still persist in trying to sneak it into your food. Last night was an abomination. I don’t know what I was thinking. Yes, I know the teriyaki chili sauce is very tasty on… Read More


Mother’s on the roof and I can’t get her off…

on November 2, 2017

This is a story about thisasshole right here. First, I need to tell you a joke that my entire family knows, and then I can tell you the story. So the joke goes like this: A man has to go on a business trip, and he leaves his cat in the care of his feckless… Read More


Candy Moments

on November 1, 2017

So, we went trick-or-treating with Berry Jello tonight–which was fun! Also in our party were friends of Berry Jello’s–people Chicken has been babysitting for over the past few months. We’ll get back to this. First of all, let’s start with yesterday, when things started getting really scary… *  Candy Moment, the First– Yesterday I stopped… Read More


Baby in the House!

on October 31, 2017

 My friend, Ambrosia, and her beloved, brought a baby to my house tonight. Sure, there was visiting–but the baby. I mean… look at her. So much adorability. Both kids got to hold the baby. They were overjoyed. And I got to talk to my friends. But mostly I got to hold the baby. The dogs… Read More


Did Anybody See My Weekend?

on October 30, 2017

Geoffie is concerned about where the weekend went. So… Friday, Squish, Chicken, Big T, Mate, and I, all went to see ZoomBoy’s play. The play itself was You Can’t Take it With You, and for the record, if you are curious about this George Kaufman creation, DON’T watch the Frank Capra film with Lionel Barrymore… Read More


More Old People at the Pool

on October 27, 2017

Yeah. The title says it all. Okay– so I get into the hot tub which is usually my happy place, right?  And usually, since I get to class late and then stay and try to make the time up, I’m alone, but not this time. This time, I get there in time to hear an… Read More


Wednesdays Are Hard

on October 26, 2017

Seriously– ZoomBoy is doing the play, Squish had dance, I worked out and Chicken came over to do laundry. Busy–but bittersweet too. Kids are getting a little older and the quality of the busy has changed. So here’s the current mood, the current joy, current project, and the current surprise for Wednesday: Current Mood: Current… Read More


Still Getting Taller…

on October 25, 2017

So, ZoomBoy is in drama this year, and he tried out for the school play. He got a small part–ten words, two lines–but you know what? No kid has EVER been more excited to be a part of the drama club. He’s had long, long days for the past week– lots of late nights and… Read More