And Then God Made the Uhnniks…

on May 14, 2015

It never fails. I attract ancient mariners– you know the kind?  Once, working late night at McDonalds, I was one of two people in the restaurant who got to talk to Jesus Christ. My friend runs out, high on crank, and shakes hands with the customer in the white terry cloth robe with the long… Read More


Random moments…

on May 14, 2015

*  I thought I lost the superman/batman knitting bag! Oh noes! Found it! My life is complete! *  There’s a bird who lives in the Hyatt Regency Dallas bar. He watches us eat and thinks evil thoughts.    ~~~insert evil laughter here~~~ *  Met Cherry Adair last night! SQUEEEE!!! *  Tomorrow is LGBTQ Cards Against… Read More


Easy travel?

on May 12, 2015

Should be the name of a book, right?  Because seriously– got to the airport at a nice hour, got to hug everybody goodbye, got to the hotel in a timely manner, check in was a breeze, and I was downstairs at seven, playing with authors at RT Bootcamp and make your own blurb! WHEE! Afterwards,… Read More


Happy Mother’s Day!

on May 10, 2015

I’m sort of running around today, as well spending some time hanging with family.  So, yanno, short blog post. But since it’s a short blog post decorated by one of Chicken’s celebrated mother’s day cards, that’s okay.  I’m going to leave you all with this– these are my children. I adore them. So very much…. Read More


Can’t Brain Words

on May 8, 2015

So sorry… no words to brain. Was up at 5:00 a.m. hosting a release day blog party for DSP. Post 1 Post 2 Post 3 Post 4 Post 5 Took a nap before aqua. Skipped aqua entirely, but won at napping!  Immortal was released in style– and I’ll update the website tomorrow. Right now, it’s… Read More


Small Things

on May 7, 2015

 These are the buttons I had made with my new logo on them. I liked them so much, I had to buy 250 more. This is moar swag. It’s pretty. I want to give it all away.  As I was sending out swag today, I fell into the classic blunder.  I swung by the post… Read More


Promotions and stuff

on May 6, 2015

So, first of all, Lisa Horan at The Novel Approach reviewed Immortal and made me cry. No lies– the review is that good.  I’m totally hoping the book lives up to it!  You’ll all have to let me know!  Also, I’ll be on Lisa’s blog on Friday, talking about fairy tales– and why you need… Read More


Roll Call…

on May 5, 2015

 This is Vulnerable.  It’s the first in the Little Goddess series. It was originally released over ten years ago, but DSP Publications has prettied her up and re-released her.  It is about a girl– Corinne Carol-Anne Kirpatrick who realizes that she has power over her own life–and the right to as many lovers as she… Read More


*Kermit Flail* Monday– May style!

on May 4, 2015

Hey all, and I’m going to welcome you to *Kermit Flail* Monday!   Now first I’m going to have to apologize– my computer (and my family for that matter) were having fits and glitches today, and fighting with my keyboard to produce my usual *flail* worthy results was like… like… pulling suction cups off a… Read More


Before the *flail*

on May 3, 2015

Went to my friend Berry Jello’s house last night– she made us lettuce wraps (NOM) and we drank wine and had cake… And watched horror movies. Now, I’m not usually a fan of horror movies–but I have some exceptions.  The Sixth Sense, Signs, Cabin in the Woods, The Ring, Paranormal Activity– I admit, I’ve seen… Read More