My 5th period class is quietly doing their work, and I got bored and decided to blog. Someone check the bible–I think this could be a sign of something truly dire. The truth is, my 2nd period was vile enough to make up for this seeming obedience. A few weeks ago, I moved everybody to… Read More

The weather here in nor-cal is grungy–it’s what Seattle wishes the weather was like all the time just to live up to it’s rep! (I actually love Seattle, btw…one of the prettiest cities outside of San Francisco and Victoria that I’ve ever been to! But then, those of you who’ve traveled Europe, I’m sure, have… Read More

Yup. No doubt about it. This part is always my ‘The Book Has Arrived’ moment:-)

First of all, thank you everybody. You’re all so awesome–is it any wonder that you ended up in the acknowledgments? (Hee hee…I love that part!!!) And second of all, I need to explain why I’m blogging in the middle of what should be my 3rd period class. I was home yesterday with the Cave Troll… Read More

It’s BITTER MOON!!! Holy Goddess, Merciful God, (are ya all with me here?) LET. IT. NOT. SUCK.

Well…nothing to blog about really. I mean, uhm, REALLY nothing to blog about that comes in any cohesive form, so I’m gonna do the shot-gun blog approach with a solid wad of crap-all ammunition. Uhm…EVERYBODY DUCK! * On Monday, the Cave Troll handed me my driving glasses when I was not prepared for them. As… Read More

Chicken and I went to the craft store today and took the short people with us. All went well until the end, nearing nap time, when the Cave Troll was gearing himself up for a huge tizzy fit, and I took the wind out of his sails. “Is that a real cow?” I asked. “I… Read More

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(Name that movie, anybody?) Anyway–we went to the zoo today. I love our zoo–lions and tigers and mangabeys, oh my! There were tigers laying on mama, margay’s itching their chins, and chimpanzees throwing pooh–really, everything children need to see to grow up big, strong, and just itching for a summer internship shoveling shit for pennies…. Read More

&^%$$&*Phone system…the call in phone system at school was changed. I spent an hour last night searching my house for my @#$%$#@ PIN number and trying to find the one page on the website that explained how to call in for a @#$%$## sub because, dammit, I felt like crap and I had to enroll… Read More